A: I can't find chicken breasts with bones in them.
I: Chicken breasts don't have bones.
A: What? Of course they do.
I: Do your titties have bones?
A: (silence)
I: I mean, do they?
A: Haven't you even been to KFC? Yes, they have bones. Usually you have to pay extra to get them without bones!
I: (thinks) No. Those motherfuckers don't have bones.
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