"I am a man. I has a job. I like have the fun. I say funny things with friends. We laugh and laugh. My life good.
At work, I make the drinks for people. They come to see me. They laugh and tell stories. They pay me. That helps me when the bills come. They come in the mail sometimes.
I like to travel in cars or airplanes. I don't like trains to travel. someday I want to go all over the countries. That would make me happy.
I also like the plants. I have many that I give water to. They seem to laugh and laugh."