A:  Do you know the rhyme?
I:  What?  No.
A:  Marty Farty had a party, all his friends were there. Tutti Frutti let a beauty and they all went out for air.
I:  Tutti Frutti did what?
A:  Let a beauty.
I:  Lit a beauty?  What?  I don't understand.
A:  Let.  A.  Beauty.  Tutti Frutti farted.
I:  Wait.  Marty Farty had a party and someone else farted?  That doesn't even make sense.  
A:  They were his friends.
I:  I guess if you're going to fart that's the place to do it.
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