"You got a heart and I got this big, big lance..."
November 12, 2015
And Greek olives.
A (surveying the interior of the refrigerator with
dismay): Ivan, you're messing up my
refrigerator door organization. The Sriracha goes on the international shelf.
And--look--you have all of the salad dressing over here. This should be on the
American shelf with the mustard and ketchup and mayonnaise.
I: The "international" shelf?
A: Yes. See? With the tahini and soy sauce and fish