I've now gotten two urgent phone calls from my mother now about how she is convinced that Barack Obama is the antichrist. She cites the following evidence: He came out of nowhere. His Chicago zip code is 60606. He is charismatic, and claims to be a leader we can "believe" in--this is obvious blasphemy. It is prophecized that he will survive a near-fatal injury, and who is more likely to endure an assassination attempt than the first black president?
Think about it, won't you? And then shoot me in the head.
P.S. Happy birthday, J. H.