But I can't say what it is.
I got on Craigslist and looked under "barter" to see if I could figure out what it was I was looking for. I found one person offering to trade divorce strategies for an occasional weekend place to stay in Tahoe.
That's not it.
I found another person seeking a tall BAMBOO (no idea why "bamboo" needs to be emphasized to such a degree) in exchange for jewelry, calligraphy, or a stay in a condo in Puerto Vallarta.
Those aren't it.
Someone else has Brett Farve and Bubba Franks Green Bay jerserys for $1 or golf equipment.