[in the middle of a conversation about who "rolls hard" and who doesn't]
A: "I roll hard."
S: "No, you don't."
A: "Yes I do! I totally roll hard."
S: "Sweetie, you roll moderate at best."
A: "No, no. I roll hard. At least sometimes. I'll wake up and say, I think I'm going to roll hard today."
S: "You've never rolled hard in your life. You wouldn't even know where to begin."
A: "Fuck."
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