A: "I saw the best episode of Good Eats the other night. It was all about knives. I learned how to look for good ones, what materials they should be made of, how to take care of them...plus, Alton Brown was pretending he was an infomercial knife salesman and it was really funny."
S: "Do you know what my soul just did while you were saying all that?" [drops head to shoulder with eyes closed and emits a loud snoring sound]