May 18, 2009

Overheard at grocery store this evening

Woman: What kind of pasta sauce do you want?

Man: I don't care. You can pick. Your sauce always ends up watery anyway.

W: No, it doesn't!

M: Yes it does. That stuff the other night was so watery I couldn't even eat it.

W: You were probably just drunk.

M: Well, everything tastes good when you're drunk. Everything except your pasta.

1 comment:

I'm just me... said...

ha! That's too funny!