Woman: What kind of pasta sauce do you want?
Man: I don't care. You can pick. Your sauce always ends up watery anyway.
W: No, it doesn't!
M: Yes it does. That stuff the other night was so watery I couldn't even eat it.
W: You were probably just drunk.
M: Well, everything tastes good when you're drunk. Everything except your pasta.
1 comment:
ha! That's too funny!
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