A: Do you like crunchy peanut butter?
A: Okay. Now you ask me a question.
K: Do you like grapes?
A: Seedless ones. Do you like donkeys?
K: No, but I like Donkey Kong. Have you ever seen a dinosaur dick?
A: I’ve never seen a dinosaur, let alone his dick.
K: Well you’re missing out.
A: What did you have for lunch?
K: Krystal Burgers…you?
A: Lately I thrive on a diet of Greek yogurt, Ativan, and dashed hopes and dreams.
K: So why then are we asking questions rather than talking?
[K then calls me at work.]