"Um, is crazy okay?"

Just when I think that think that things can't possibly go any better, just when I think I can't feel any happier about this, just when I think this can't possibly continue to work so well--I mean, my novelty must be wearing off by now--they do, I do, and it does. Is it really possible that "it" is here? It seems that if that were true, meteors would be careening toward earth and hell would be freezing over and there would have been five blue moons in one month. To my knowledge, they're not, it's not, and there haven't been...