It's been months and months since I've gone to Craigslist for any missed connections or Best of. My well is running a little dry.
I found some amusing things right off the bat, and I felt the need to share. Speaking my mind in any other fashion at the moment seems like a bad idea.
1. Maxwell's silver hammer
2. SERIOUS guitarist looking for like-minded bandmates to make it big
3. need a female companion 4 anything
4. To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday
5. MISS ME! Goddamnit!! - m4w
6. Dead Moose